579 Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

If thine enemy offends thee, give his child a drum.

Romantic love is a mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw...what starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not possibly have met.