17 Quotes by Frank Cottrell Boyce

What's Batman's superpower? He hasn't got one. He's just got a lot of gear. Cars and boomerangs and super-lightweight climbing equipment. Which he bought because he's rich. Batman's superpower is cash.

I was flabbergasted to be asked to write an episode – partly because I’ve been so absorbed in the last few series that I’d sort of forgotten that it wasn’t real.

Personally, I think, so what? Money’s just a thing and things change. That’s what I’ve found. One minute something’s really there, right next to you, and you can cuddle up to it. The next it just melts away, like a Hershey’s kiss.

What’s Batman’s superpower? He hasn’t got one. He’s just got a lot of gear. Cars and boomerangs and super-lightweight climbing equipment. Which he bought because he’s rich. Batman’s superpower is cash.

Low gravity Monopoly is better than the Monopoly you play round the kitchen table, in that it only lasts a few minutes.

They thought he was a dog. If you say “dangerous dog,” folk think you’re talking about a dog that bites, not someone who hands out deadly weapons at children’s parties.

You don’t have to have a home to get homesick. You just have to want one. The whole history of your wee planet is nothing but people looking for a home.

Without even looking at me, he swiped the scissors out of his belt and flung them across the room. They flashed through the air and stuck, shivering, deep in the wood of the door, right next to my head. I held my breath. “I never miss.” He grinned. “Unless I mean to.