524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

The richest people in the world aren't particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren't particularly smart or rich.… That leaves me making music. But we can't talk about that.

Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.