524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock´n roll musicians go to the garages.