524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

Brown shoes don't make it.

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property.

The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.