524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.

They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.

I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.