524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.

Hair growing out every hole in me.

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?