524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.

Ram it up your poop chute.

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.

They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.