524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.

Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.