524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work...

It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

I want a girl that can swallow my pride.

I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.

Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.