524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I’m concerned – I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.

Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it’s probably good for their mental health.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively – because without this humble appliance, you can’t know where The Art stops and The Real World begins.

Brown shoes don’t make it.

It’s two o’clock in the morning, they’re not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I’ll love you, too.

There will never be a nuclear war; there’s too much real estate involved.