524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Why doncha come on over to the house and I’ll show ’em to ya?

My school spirit is at an all time low, I’m losing my status at the school.

This here song might offend some, if it does it’s because your dumb.

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I’m much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

My English teacher, he’s like, he’s like Mr. Bu-fu.

Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today’s pop culture, musically and sociologically.

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business.

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it’s the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.