524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

This is a stupid song and that’s the way I like it.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey’s ass.

If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I’m gonna take my life.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let’s get on with it, so long as it doesn’t cause a murder.

It’s a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It’s two steps removed from the Inquisition.

Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn’t work...

Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.