524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

I’m not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.

Without “Louie Louie” a symphony is not quite so grand.

They’s making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.

Don’t forget to vote.

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don’t want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

Let’s not be too rough on our own ignorance, it’s what makes America great.

Most people don’t bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.