524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

There isn’t anything weird about my music.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn’t read, and their rulers didn’t care about remembering what happened to them.

Now air can get through.

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don’t ever go.

Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you’re asking for trouble.

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner?

To me absurdity is the only reality.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?