524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of paper from a school that says you’re smart, a pat on the head from your parents that says you’re good or some reinforcement from your peers that makes you think what you’re doing is worthwhile. People are just waiting around to get certified.

You don’t dig me, I don’t understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity.

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing’s worse than a suicide chump.

Nothing I’ve ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you’ve got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.