524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

I ain’t the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don’t change those evil ways, I’m gonna make her bleed.

People are just waiting around to get certified.

The devil, he’s about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow’s peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

It’s the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

I don’t think there’s a problem. First of all, I don’t think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric.

I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don’t like it, there’s always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.

Most people wouldn’t know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don’t know which?

Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.