524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

I feel a lot of people don’t know what high school is – including those who are in it. My material is provided to give them some perspective. People are stupid. They never stop to question things. They just accept. Can you imagine a nation who never questions the validity of cheerleaders and pom-poms?

The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you’re going to be as smart as God. We can’t have that.

Music without the ebb and flow would be like “watching a film with only good guys in it”.

I’m the devil’s advocate. We have our own worshipers.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin’.

In a fight between yourself and the world, always side with the world.

As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn’t mean they are dumber than you.

Non esiste l’inferno. Esiste la Francia.

Do your job and do it right, life’s a ball, TV tonight.