524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

I’m probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

Just be glad you don’t live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

You can’t escape the puking sphinx.

It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

If you really love guitar, you’re going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Music is the best.

If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.

I detest ‘love lyrics.’ I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on ’love lyrics.

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus.