524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Suddenly, books are arriving every day! “So many books, so little time.

I searched for years I found no love. I’m sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

I’m in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

If lyrics make people do things, how come we don’t love each other?

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they’re all a waste of time. It’s your ass that’s on the line.

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that’s my idea of a good time.

There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.