524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Sit and spin ’til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer.

Definition of rock journalism: People who can’t write, doing interviews with people who can’t think, in order to prepare articles for people who can’t read.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people’s minds.

These girls wouldn’t let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.

All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control.

Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they’re smart that amazes me. It’s baffling whenever you find someone who’s smart – incredible. Soon you’ll have zoos for such things.

I’m more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.