524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Without deviation progress is not possible.

It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity and make it work for you.

I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

There's a world, you see, which has people in it who believe in a variety of different things. Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.

Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.

Some people. Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god's grey earth as that prince of foods. the muffin!

Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

Disco satisfied social as well as musical needs. Disco people got to dress up all the time and go to places ... where everybody sort of 'looked good' - and later, after an evening of chemical alteration, everybody looked even better, and the next thing they knew, they were getting The Blox Job.