62 Quotes by Franklin P. Adams

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

I find that a great part of the information I have, was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.