45 Quotes by Franklin P. Jones

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.