16 Quotes by Franklin Pierce Adams

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less.

Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Christmas is over and Business is Business.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.