189 Quotes by Fred Armisen


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    There should be comedians who perform only for robots - I'm saying human comedians that only perform for robots.

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    Music documentaries are tricky because of 'Spinal Tap.' That movie has stood the test of time.

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    Talking Heads were a big influence on my comedy. For David Byrne, every album had to be different. With 'Portlandia,' every season has to be different. You gotta reinvent the look, all of it.

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    Before 'SNL,' I would do stand-up, opening for Jeff Tweedy. It was worse than bombing in that people were dead silent.

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    I don't think I've ever hosted anything in my life.

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    All of my memories are now on hard drives. I'll change phones or I'll change my laptop, and all my photos stay.

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