33 Quotes by Fred Barnett

 I only require that my characters have one thing and one thing in common. A total lack of self-control.

It wasn’t kidnapping. She was no kid and she certainly wasn't napping." Shark Fin Soup 2015

Muy Peligroso!” Bernie’s choices had become as limited as the Taco Bell menu. Reason and blood had left the building, heading south, faster than reprobates to Florida." — Shark Fin Soup 2015

Dauna marched her tasty 包子 and 餃 (which were far superior to the dumplings served at the Double Chins Cafe) into the waiting room." — Shark Fin Soup 2015

Dauna drew her lush breasts over Bernie’s cold blue lips. “Yeah. The f*cker’s dead all right." — Shark Fin Soup 2015

Dauna inhaled a deep drag from her happy cigarette. (Yes, her cig was happy. Fuck'n euphoric.) Smoke swirled over her tongue." — Shark Fin Soup 2015

What Mufy means is that he is in possession of rather capacious breasts for a male of the human species

Her eyes were dark, corrupt, fathomless and all of that other evil crap. Mostly all of that other evil crap.

The figure hanging upside down at the top of the great hall had ‘f’n had it’ with the corpulent little blood dumplings! —Bats