104 Quotes by Fred Willard

Comedy relieves you. A lot of times, we think we're the only people bothered by certain things. Then you hear a comic say, 'Don't you hate it when...' And it's, 'Oh, my God! Of course!'

A great director is someone who makes you feel like you're moving forward.

One of the great things about kids is they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.

I have great respect for the authorities.

As an actor, and as you get to a certain level... and it's pilot season and you read the trades, you could have a nervous breakdown. 'So-and-so's signed for a pilot. Why aren't I?'