104 Quotes by Fred Willard

I don’t know why my lines that were cut from the film didn’t make it onto the DVD. I have offered to go into the editing room with Christopher and work shoulder to shoulder with him to fit all my lines in. I think he thinks I’m kidding. I’m only trying to help.

Back when I was a kid, we had a saying, ‘Unlucky at love, lucky at grand theft auto,‘” Charley said.

The 'Tim And Eric' experience was very strange.

There's this whole underground world of amateur television production.

How can we say any one actor's work was better than another's?

Because I started my career in improv, performing with Second City and the Ace Trucking Company, I always enjoy being in situations where - as an actor - you have to think fast & be light on your feet.

I had just done a movie called 'How to Beat the High Cost of Living,' and it didn't get a good review. And the same people sent me the script for 'Airplane!' for the Robert Hays part. I read it, and there were a lot of plays on words, and I said, 'I don't like this kind of comedy.'

When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage men or doctors, everyone has the thing that they love.

Martin Landau in 'Crimes and Misdemeanors' - he gave me chills.