104 Quotes by Fred Willard

In most cities, it doesn't cost much to put your own show on a local access channel, so you get all sorts of strange stuff on the air.

I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye.

I was an only child.

I never think I'm old enough to play someone's dad, even though I have a daughter of my own and a grandson.

I have always been more relaxed around comedy.

One of the first shows I ever did was 'Laverne & Shirley.' I played this sleazy guy that came into town with a friend and was going to date Laverne and Shirley, but we really wanted to get into the bowling alley because it was next to the bank we wanted to rob.

I used to collect autographs outside of the old Cleveland Stadium. I can still remember everyone who took the time and spent a few minutes to make your day. That sticks with you.

I'll talk your ear off if you recognize me.

I've found over the years that for some reason, people either are big fans and have to use me, or they don't quite understand what I'm doing.