100 Quotes by Fuad Alakbarov

"If somebody tells you they have depression, don't think they're lying to you. Chances are, it wasn't easy for them to open up to you."

"Some people don't understand depression. Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small stone or pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain."

"Not all men practice violence against women but all women live with the threat of male violence every single day. All over the Earth."

"I don't seek revenge because the karma bus always arrives on time."

"Hunting was a crucial part of humans' survival 100,000 years ago, but today hunting is now nothing more than a violent form of recreation."

"London may have more money and Vienna more culture; Rome may have more history and Paris more style. But Glasgow has the biggest heart."

"In a couple of years it will be revealed that Donald Trump is actually a character invented by Sacha Baron Cohen to wind up everyone."

"If the devil has a pitchfork and the grim reaper has a scythe, agriculture must be a huge industry in the underworld."

"There's an alternative internet where Soviet taxi drivers write about their amusing encounters with foreign reporters and their simple worldview."

"- Mr. Alakbarov, how much is the rent for this fantastic apartment?- Madam, this is the red wine aisle of the grocery store."