100 Quotes by Fuad Alakbarov

"The most unpredictable thing about the Middle East is the UK."

"Crazy how so many British people can walk into Tesco, see 30 self-service checkouts, and still believe that it's immigrants who are taking all the jobs."

"The West exported so much democracy to the Middle East, it ran out of it."

"To the racist trolls complaining about my tweets. Sorry, I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of £0.00"

"People create and destroy life with passion. Passion is the fuel to desire – it may or may not mobilize us, but it makes us realize that we need to do something."

"Animals deserve to be treated better, not because they are "like us" but precisely because they are in disadvantage in relation to us."

"Men - gifts that we love to open; women - gifts that we love to keep."

"In Trump's America, a uterus is more heavily regulated than an assault weapon."

"Garlic is to my food what bass guitar is to music."

"If you think about it, birthdays are really pagan rituals about chanting around a flaming object that represents the amount of years taken off your life, upon which the flames are blown out and a knife is stabbed through it."