502 Quotes by Fun

It’s never fun to read death threats.

Bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy fun fun fun fun fun. The most wonderful thing about tiggers is I’m the only one!

I don’t listen to music for fun. I ain’t got enough time for fun! I’m always busy writing my own music. I don’t try to compete or see what other people are doing.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

The most important thing is to have fun.

The kindest thing you can do for the people you care about is to become a happy, joyous person.

Woman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is woman’s moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it?

Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.