502 Quotes by Fun

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.

I never went into business to make money, but I have found that if I have fun, the money will come.

Philanthropy is fun and fulfilling.

You listen to your favorite song just until you’re almost getting sick of it, and then it’s so fun to rediscover it after a couple of months.

I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it’s meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.

It’s the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they’re gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it’s my turn to leave.

I think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you’re probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.

If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much, but I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn.