14 Quotes by Fusty Luggs

All people wore protective shells, but inside, one emotion governed them, fear.

Writing is like knitting. Stitch after stitch, word by word, and before you know it you have a book ... or a jumper!

Griselda, satisfied she’d solved the riddle, and the pressure relieved, farted. She prescribed a bowl of tansy, good for killing worms and cleansing the bowels.

Mary, we met in a pub. As you weren’t banging a tambourine, I understand you weren’t selling the word of God.

What really stuck in Alf’s craw, was the clock mender. That hor-uddy-olo-gist detective. He was a good man. A quiet man. But then it’s the quiet ones you have to watch!