90 Quotes by Fuzzy Zoeller

I’ve been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

I wasn’t sure I’d ever win again. Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

If I hadn’t become a golfer, I doubt I’d be wealthy, because I don’t have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren’t comfortable. There’s one surefire way to get over that, and it’s to ask yourself, ‘What if I beat him?’ Imagine the possibility.

The greatest thing about golf, there’s no end to it unless you’re dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

Playing with friends is a victory.

What's appropriate in America anymore?

Have a little fun. A few laughs.

I win everyday I'm out there.