593 Quotes by Gail Carriger

Really, Sophronia, it makes me most uncomfortable how you manage to sort everything out every time I faint.

What on earth could we girls possibly learn from a werewolf?" Sophronia wondered."How to keep a hat on no matter what the circumstances?" hazarded Dimity.

Coming to the ball, Mr. Plumleigh-Teignmott?”“Ball? If you insist.” Pillover slid off his trunk, and Roger jumped down to help him load it into the cart.“Ball?” said one of the Pistons with interest. “We like balls.”Dimity gave them her best, most haughty look. “Yes, but are you certain they like you?

Very good, Monique. Perfect as always. Next time, Sidheag, smaller handkerchief. A lady carries embroidered muslin, not-what on earth is that? A square of tweed? Really, girl! Dimity, watch your balance, and red? Dear, not read. You're not ready for red. Red is only for the advanced deployment of handkerchiefs.

Espionage, Sophronia had learned, was tough on petticoats.

We realy must work on our communitcation. Perhaps if you were not so constantly intrested in other forms of intimacy, I might actually have access to the information I need to survive with my temper intact!" Alexia poked at him with a sharp finger. "More talk, less bed sport.

Lord Maccon reflected upon the state of his life wherein he had somehow gained a spouse who could not give a pig's foot for the latest dresses out of Paris but who whined about not owning an aethographic transmitter. Well, at least the two were comparable obsessions so far as expense was concerned.

Just a short visit, enough for a mild dismemberment?

This is not a cut, Felix. I must go fix something.""Why is it always your problem to fix, Ria?""Because I see that there is a problem when no one else does.