593 Quotes by Gail Carriger

As a concerned friend, I really ought to check on her emotional state.” “How ghastly for her,” said Alexia, driven beyond endurance into comment. “People actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.

Knives can be quite useful to a lady of quality. Swords are for men; they are too easily caught in the skirts.

If you’re staying, I’m staying,” insisted the best of all possible friends.

But I don’t want to be a vampire drone.′ Sophronia winced. ‘They’ll suck my blood and make me wear only the very latest fashions.

As though growing up were something one could do contagiously, caught through associating with officious older sisters.

But there is a sign!” objected Primrose in semi-shock. “A sign indicating pets aren’t permitted. Really, some people.

It’ll all end in tears and coal dust, you see if it doesn’t.

Trust me, darling, it is never a good idea to have too many queens in one place, let alone one palace.” “To.

What she said was “I want a man who stays out of my way.