593 Quotes by Gail Carriger

It is a great skill to have friends in low places. They, too, have things to teach you.

Your daughter would like to know if you are still going insane, dear.” Paw considered this. “I’ve been married to your mother for over two decades. You might allow me certain dispensation for eccentricity.

The burden of a spy, Lord Akeldama always said, was not in the knowing of things but in knowing when to tell such things to others.

Alexia found her voice. “Couldn’t I just whack him once? Just a little one, over the head? He would hardly notice.

Can you imagine... the detrimental effect on your marriage prospects, to be found unchaperoned in a library with a dead vampire!

She also had a French accent, which hundreds of years of animosity had trained nice young Englishwomen to suspect as evil.

I could say it was a pleasure to meet you, Major Channing, but I would not wish to perjure myself so early in the evening.

At least with men, one always knew where they were located, great yelling, galumphing creatures that they were. She.

But like all outsiders in good faith with the establishment, they tended to forget their revolutionary roots and side with the establishment.