593 Quotes by Gail Carriger

You know vampires and solicitors – practically indistinguishable.

They filled Woolsey Castle with music and art, drifting about in a fog of intellectualism, and like any fog, they were unpredictable and occasionally quite damp. Imogene.

Not a lot could stop an infantry in full march, but Rue supposed she was now one of the few to claim that dubious honour. If only some of the now conquered lands had known–naked aristocrats is all it takes.

Monsters came in all shapes and sizes, and very few of them were actually supernatural. She.

Miss Tarabotti pinched him for such blatant innuendo. It did not matter where she pinched, as the earl was a bare canvas of pinchability.

The formidable Lord and Lady Maccon were both prone to yelling loudly and bashing the noggins of those whose opinions did not mesh with theirs.

For the first time in her life, Primrose forgot entirely about her tea.

Smoke machines are the best!