124 Quotes by Garry Shandling

I think I look great in green, and I’m going to start wearing more green.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn’t he use his last name?

I play basketball on Sundays and I’m a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

I’m good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

I think it’s one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there’s so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, “No! No! No!”

I actually think I’m more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn’t pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don’t do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It’s hard for me to have fun and I’m a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.