124 Quotes by Garry Shandling

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.