101 Quotes by Garth Ennis

Well, I once recall an old master sergeant once telling me that NCOs look after the men so that officers can figure out how to get them killed. That's the difference between maintenance and command.

Harry Constantine: It happens to us all. We get a sniff of sorcery and Oh! what plans we make! We'll shake Creation and leave nothing but smiles and wit and a reputation all men envy!

I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all sewn up. I can save you. If it takes the last drop of your blood, I'll drive your demons away. I'll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down and then I'll be gone back into darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone... who would walk with me?

As the old saying goes: With great power comes the total fuckin' certainty that you're gonna turn into a cunt.

Remember the seven Ps.Seven what?Proper preparation and planning... Prevent piss-poor performance.

No, I would not say that assault with a baseball bat constitutes "justice being done.

I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.

There'd be no point trynna blackmail a bloke everyone already knows is a cunt, would there?

I can melt steel, fucker, I'll microwave your guts and punch them our your asshole.