106 Quotes by Gary Larson

Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.

Theme-park approach to nature. We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We gravitate toward animals and plants that are big, dramatic, beautiful and at eye-level.

The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.

Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly...

Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.

He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude."

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.