106 Quotes by Gary Larson

Wait a minute! This is grass! We’ve been eating grass!

I don’t believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He’s Shark Food.

Theme-park approach to nature. We judge plants and animals by whether they’re entertaining to us. We gravitate toward animals and plants that are big, dramatic, beautiful and at eye-level.

Now this end is called the Thogomizer... after the late Thog Simmons.

We judge plants and animals by whether they’re entertaining to us. We...

I’ve always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

I think I’m maintaining the quality, but internally I’m paying for it.

I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.