31 Quotes by Gary McCord

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

Think of golf as chess. You have to think two or three moves ahead every time you hit the ball. Over every shot, you should be thinking, 'Where do I need to put this ball in order to make my next shot as easy as possible.

They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax.

They don’t cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax.

If you are going to make a change, don’t go halfway. Make it with conviction and stick with your new idea. Ignore the scoffers. Remember, it is a law of nature that if something is different you’re going to be taunted, jeered, and told the world is flat. Let the doubters fall off the edge.

Golfers don’t scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That’s about as antagonistic as we get.

He’s in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he’ll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

I’m nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I’m on the wrong end of a short sale.

My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I’d gone to high school with.