71 Quotes by Gelett Burgess

Beware of a woman who signeth not her name to her letters; she will bear watching, aye, she hath a past.

The world is full of women, and the women full of wile; so that a man, if he goeth not warily withal, shall surely fall a prey thereunto.

In the mind of a woman, to give birth to a child is the short cut to omniscience.

A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero

My feet, they haul me Round the House, They hoist me up the Stairs; I only have to steer them, and They Ride me Everywheres.

The old say, "I remember when." The young say, "What's the news?"

Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.