71 Quotes by Gelett Burgess

Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.

Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason

Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.

It was Matisse who took the first step into the undiscovered land of the ugly.

there are no roads in all Bohemia !