689 Quotes by Gena Showalter

I’ve seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It’s my animal appeal.

If happiness is dependent on outside variables, it can’t last. Variables always change. Real happiness has to come from within.

Low maintenance is what’s forgettable.

Once I learned, I went online and ordered every romance novel I could find. They’re fairy tales for grown-ups.

He didn’t face her. “I said go away.” “Like I’m going to obey you. You aren’t my daddy. Unless you want to be. ‘Cause I’ve been a bad, naughty girl and I need a spanking.

Always blame the guy,” she said.

She’s not going anywhere,” Sabin said. Lord love domineering men. Sometimes.

I’m married, yes, but not for long. This girl will be getting a speedy annulment.” Another step. “No need. I’ll make you a widow.

He willed his body to remain unaffected. Sabin would fuss if Strider sported a hard-on around his precious. And, of course, “fuss” meant Strider would find his intestines wrapped around his neck, breathing a thing of the past.