29 Quotes by Gene Mauch

I get so keyed up during these games,

They're stealing the money right out of your pockets, ... October, 1964.

For a few weeks after that, every morning when I woke up, I felt it in my stomach, ... Like a hot dagger in my belly button.

Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!

Play him, fine him, and play him again.

There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.

I want everybody to feel he has a chance to get into a game when he comes to the ballpark. I play guys when I want to so they'll be ready when I have to. I don't consider myself a motivator of players. I think it's an insult to a ballplayer to have to be motivated.

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.